I heard a radio interview with Lawrence Timmons, and he sounds just as inarticulate as Santonio Holmes did last year. He needs to go out, get drunk, and yell at some cops for the exact same effect, but you see where I'm going.
The Cleveland Browns obviously won this draft, getting both the best quarterback* and offensive tackle available this year. That's all right; where they are, they'll need a lot more than two good players to win the division.
Props to a lot of the commentators and first-round players in the green room, most of the ones I saw had a VT lapel pin on their suits. Very classy.
* you heard me.